RÉPUBLIK OF SOLUNAPRESIDENTIAL PARODY. INTERPLANETARY AMBITIONS.EDITION 2026

ZE POWER TO ZE MEME.

LIBERTÉ.
ÉGALITÉ.
LIQUIDITY.

Emmoonuel Macoin is coming to Solana.
He dissolve ze Assemblée. Now he dissolve ze Internet.

ON SOLANA 100% SATIRE. 0% ACCOUNTABILITY.
CANDIDATE FOR ZE MOONN° 0049.3
ZE GRAND DÉPART17 OCT.2026 — FOSHUR.
YOUR PRÉSIDENT (SELF-APPOINTED)EMMOONUEL MACOIN

01 / ZE MANIFESTO

I promise.
En même temps…

ONE PRÉSIDENT.
SO MANY MEMES.

Welcome to ze Républik of Soluna. Ze président listen to everybody. Zen he do exactly what he already decided. Zis is called démocratie.

01

Ze chart go red?

We fire ze prime ministre.
Same problem. Brand-new monsieur.

02

Ze people complain?

We put on ze sunglasses.
Cannot hear you. Too much style.

03

And ze program?

Some bleu. Some blanc. Many memes.
Ze rest? We see en même temps.

“I understand you. I just do not care, foshur.” — Emmoonuel Macoin

02 / ZE NOT-SO-OFFICIAL ARCHIVES

ONE MANDATE.
NON-STOP NONSENSE.

Ze pictures speak for themselves.
Ze président also. Far too much.

03 / YOUR TURN TO GOVERN

FIRE ZE
PRIME MINISTRE.

One click. One new gouvernement.
Finally, a reform zat actually works.

SATIRICAL MINI-GAME · NO REAL MINISTRES WERE HARMED
GOUVERNEMENT STATUSUNSTABLE
00

PRIME MINISTRES
FIRED BY YOUR EXCELLENCY

Monsieur Baguette is ze new prime ministre. For now.

Ze change, it is all ze time.

04 / ZE RÉPUBLIK’S ACCOUNTS

MACOINOMICS.

Ze only budget zat fits
on one single page.

ZE TICKER$MACOIN

One name. So many bad puns.

ZE NETWORKSOLANA

Faster zan a cabinet reshuffle.

ZE PLANNED LAUNCHPUMP.FUN

17 October 2026. Time to be announced.

ZE PROMISE100% MEME

No returns promised. Foshur.

CONTRACT ADDRESSNot published yet. Ze président is preparing.

Final token details will be published at launch. Always verify ze official contract address.

ZE RENDEZ-VOUS IS SET

17.10SAVE ZE DATE

17 OCTOBER 2026.

Ze président is coming.
Please remain très calme.

Yellow vests welcome. A little wink to ze roundabouts.
On 17 October, $MACOIN makes his entrance.

Add to my calendrier TIME TBA · PARIS CALENDAR DATE

05 / ON ZE BIG DAY

HOW TO BECOME
A CITOYEN?

  1. 01

    Get yourself a wallet.

    A Solana-compatible wallet, like Phantom. Very sophistiqué.

  2. 02

    Bring a little SOL.

    For ze swap and ze network fees. Ze bureaucracy never sleeps.

  3. 03

    Wait for ze official address.

    Ze token link will appear here at launch. Check ze address before any swap, mes amis.

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